APRIL FOOLS!

I'll rip off your head off and make it into a 


cereal bowl!


I'll rip your hair off that I will use it for a mop!

I will rip your hand off to use it as a slapper!



I will rip out your heart, put an orange in it and 


use it as an orange squeezer!


I will rip out you spine cord as a slinky!