Stupid Pico Babies

Stupid Pico babies. >:l It's so dumb how they type, seriously. "I want a swister." They can't even pronounce that, and babies don't have hair when they are born. Here are some different types of babies:




Vampire Babies:
 Vampire Babies are born with no fangs, correct? Well babies think they can suck blood. It's so annoying how they think that they can suck anyone's blood. When I asked this lady with a vampire baby, she said that she had a baby with Edward.
Seriously. Twilight SUCKS.
Blood, blood, blood, is all they want, being babies on Pico for them, represent that they have no life.


Wannabe Babies
Ok, so, wanna be babies are the WORST. Thwey Twype Lwike Twhis. It's so stupid. Wis is wow wawies walk. Got that stupid babies? The wannabe babies want rich moms. They make stupid events like they are homeless and a hobo.  Babies want rich moms to give them food, or probably the worse ever is a baby gaining trust from the mom and then the baby one day ask if they could give the mom gold and just hack them, only few do that. But don't get any ideas. Wanna be babies are just stupid, lame, and lonely. It's their fault that they are shameful people.

Normal Babies
Normal babies will take any mom, dad, or sister, brother. BUT they are still annoying with their talk. -_-
CRY CRY CRY, THEY WANT THE OTHERS TO FEEL BAD FOR THEM! IT'S SO STUPID, SERIOUSLY, CAN'T THEY JUST GET A LIFE AND BE A NOOB INSTEAD OF A BABY AS WELL??

Precious Babies
Precious babies, the moms would do ANYTHING to protect them. If it's a rich baby, dude, seriously, a rich person? The mom would do ANYTHING to protect the baby. Yes, I said, ANYTHING. The poor moms want the rich babies to give them gold after they gained their trust.

Poor Babies
Ok, poor babies want rich moms, correct? Yes, they make events, cry for help, talky talky, and RAHHHHHHHHH. THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THEIR MOMS EVERYONE ADOPTS BLAH BLAH. WHY DON'T THEY JUST GET A LIFE AND GET PARENTS- OH WAIT, THEY DO HAVE PARENTS. POOR BABIES SHOULD SHUT UP AND LIVE WITH THEIR REAL FAMILY. INSTEAD OF THEIR FAKE FAMILIES, GOSH, SERIOUSLY, STUPID RETARDED BABIES SUCK.


Last Thing:
 Don't become a stupid baby or I will hate you forever.

IF YOU THINK THAT BABIES ARE SPECIAL THEN SAY NOTHING ABOUT THIS AND HATE ME AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE, IT'S MY OPINION, BLEH!